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DAMNIT UMFULD YOUR NOT COMMENTING AS MUCH PLEASE MAKE MORE COMMENTS! ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK! <br /><br />THE INTERNET IS SO BORING WITHOUT YOU AND GREENSCREEN PLAYING THE ROLE OF JUDGE JOE BROWN ON YTMND. I PICKED JJB BC HE PUTS HIS BITCHES IN PLACE SO DOES JUDGE JUDY SHES AWESOME! <br /><br />You need to find the following ytmnd users guilty<br /><br />Nisa - alts, acting delusional, being a vexing user<br />Darthwang, PDE, related users - whatever you feel they need to be hit with (Sorry guys i like you guys it's just I love watching umfuld and g/s talk s***<br />Jimmm - For being an obsessed queer! (jimmm i think your cool too)<br />Kassius, KeatonKeaton999, related users - Using their reputations as featured users to post whatever quality and then expect their sites to be 5'd just for their username - FUCK THAT SHIT
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?YTMND is BACK |
keatonkeaton999 |
(3.76) |
3,752 |
2012-12-04 |
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holy shit i love the new ytmnd web design
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?Rare Candy |
Godot |
(3.51) |
2,784 |
2012-11-29 |
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Ok, so maybe it's not one guy. Let us say it is ten, or even 20 guys who make shitty sites on purpose and group upvote each other's work.<br /><br />My point is, do you think that is enough to bring down a big website in terms of fame? That seems to be what you are arguing from my vantage point.<br /><br />I mean, I have seen various websites come and go over the years. Same thing with internet memes. What I am suggesting is that a group of clowns may not really have that much to do with something that might have happened anyway.<br /><br />Don't get me wrong, I love YTMND. Would not try to trash it.
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umfuld is a bitter 72-year-old goon whose vocabulary is limited to the word "pokemon" because that's what the sound of his runny feces hitting his adult diaper sounds like to his almost completely useless auditory organs. but he has occasionally demonstrated an understanding of humor, comic timing, and technical skill, whereas all available evidence suggests you are horribly deficient in all those categories. he has made good ytmnds and contributed to this community, which you have failed at because every ytmnder telling you to stop this nisa bullshit for the love of god is apparently too subtle for your fetus-like capacity to process and comprehend information. <br /><br />so please either a) leave, or b) take a cue from what other people here are doing and at least try to create something rather than posting songs that anyone with an internet connection can find for free elsewhere. that's not what this place is for.
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?A site about something |
DarthWang |
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1,320 |
2012-11-25 |
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Because that involves actually mixing different things together. You didn't read a thing I said, did you Umfag? Not to mention I was talking about all of my sites together. You'll go to such pathetic lengths to defend your boyfriend gr33np33n, why don't you two just get back to that gay sex you love so much and stop trolling YTMND with your shitty faggotry.
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?Happy Birthday fourest! |
GeneralFod |
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8,752 |
2012-11-14 |
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Harry nodded once and rolled off of her, making her feel bereft for a moment. He undressed quickly and slid back on top of her, skin against skin. Hermione arched against him, a wordless plea. He slid into her in one long stroke, burying himself to the hilt within her. Her hips undulated against him as she moaned her pleasure at the joining of their bodies. Pulling out and pushing back in once more, he could feel Hermione start to shiver, a sure sign of her climax approaching. 'She must have been very close when I interrupted her,' he thought to himself. Moving within her again, he wasn't surprised to feel her climax hit her within a few more strokes. Watching her face, feeling her body contract around his, it was a surprise that his heart didn't have to be broken in two to hold all the love he felt for the woman beneath him. Groaning, he moved swiftly within her, rebuilding the fire her climax had just banked. Her eyes widened as she felt her body respond so quickly to his movements - not in shock, but in pure pleasure with a touch of wonderment. This time, they both felt their climaxes hit at the same time. Shouting each other's names, they drifted back to earth nestled in the other's arms. (Oh, and 5 because Fourest fucking rules, a big reason I still come to YTMND. I can't stop listening to Uptown Marv)
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?JOKES and JOKES and JOKES and JOKES |
jimmm |
(4.00) |
5,876 |
2012-09-26 |
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Moon Man owns YTMND now, and he has no love for blacks.
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?Batman Street |
RedditThrowaway |
(3.75) |
7,881 |
2012-09-21 |
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I was honestly looking for the name of this fucking song, and here I find it on YTMND.<br /><br />Ya gotta love this site.
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?I'll never forget Norway, they crucified Jesu... |
GordonFremen |
(3.29) |
3,431 |
2012-09-10 |
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Just call it a re-DEW.<br /><br />YTMND is slowly circling the drain. Fortunately, max has done such a fine job monetizing the site that he won't pull the plug. There are still some good sites and good users, but they are fewer and fewer. Gabbly is gone, and the YTMND chat is worthless, so most of my socializing is in a Facebook YTMND group or on fearcondom's CLUBSAUCE forum. There's a Skype group as well, but I haven't been on there since I reformatted my HDD a while ago.<br />I LOVE YTMND. I still come here every day.
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?places and names |
solidjohnny |
(3.73) |
2,753 |
2012-09-01 |
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lol even by YTMND standards this is pretty random, but i love it
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?(Heat Ending Spoilers) I told you I'm never go... |
justin138 |
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10,336 |
2012-07-24 |
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Thanks for all the kind words, guys. I'd love to see more like this. I absolutely love the idea of high resolution .GIF files - it's just a shame Windows Vista and 7 removed support for active wallpapers using HTML and GIF. There's no way to really view these as a wallpaper. I think the closest you can get is making it a video file, then using desktop wallpaper features of a video player like VLC. I have a strong belief that quality "HD" YTMND's like this can bring a big following back to this great site. The kicker is that the size on this YTMND is no larger than the average YTMND - because most people simply do not bother to compress their work!<br /><br />This was captured from my blu-ray disc using AnyDVD to beat the encryption and allow me to play using Media Player Classic HD. I strung them all together with CS5 afterwards and tweaked compression and brightness to reduce blackness artifacts. Using Photoshop for .GIFs is INSANELY easy and I highly recommend googling a tutorial and using that instead of any GIF making software. Furthermore, it's always a good idea to run your audio through dbpoweramp or another program to compress it when uploading. <br /><br />The funniest part of the whole thing? The ending scene is fairly long, has A LOT of frames, of course. [b]Towards the end, Deniro actually [u]blinks[/u] when he's supposed to be dead.[/b] Guess they missed it in post processing, but easily noticeable on the blu-ray edition of the film.<br /><br />Thanks for the favorites and comments!
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?funny webuyanycar.com joke |
jimmm |
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7,622 |
2012-08-16 |
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you cant come to ytmnd and not love nedm! i love nedm. i call all cats "ned m's"
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Oh Yes! Loved it! Oh how I miss the day of Old YTMND
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Fuck you, die in a fire. I love YTMND I come here every day... Dipshits uploading full length mp3 files is gonna bring the wrath down n this place... Especially the kind the recording industry loves to bust balls over. I like music as much as the next guy but go to youtube if you want to do that shit.
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?(nsfw) heffer's mom wants to fuck you in th... |
letsago |
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1,849 |
2012-07-26 |
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[b]I LOVE YTMND I COME HEAR EVERYDAY.[/b]
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?Sexism in Sports |
IAmBatman |
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19,626 |
2012-07-24 |
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Yeah, seriously. YTMND has really gone to shit. There's nothing original about this site. I stole the GIF off of KYM, and you can see where I cited the reused audio.<br /><br />I put more time and effort into this [site shitsite:site]. Yet this is the one everyone "loves."
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?Yoshi Land |
m0nica0wns |
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1,070 |
2011-08-09 |
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THIS YTMND SUCKS AND I LOVE IT
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?DarthWang Mashes Out A Site #2567 |
DorthWang |
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2,917 |
2012-07-10 |
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but i love<br /><br />naval.ytmnd.com
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?(nsfw) Moon Man invites an earthquake to your bar... |
moonmanfan |
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2,250 |
2012-06-30 |
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Nope, it doesn't actually. It just takes a pair of eyes and having been here any longer than a year or so to realize that constant perupetuation of the same stupid bullshit, comprised of overused gifs and lacking anything entertaining in any way whatsoever that the moon crew loves to put out over and over again is not a good thing and the entire moon crew has caused this site to degrade faster than any other troll on this site ten fold. <br /><br />You might be proud of that, or you might not. You may also think you're somehow leading some sort of revolution against what's wrong with YTMND. News flash: you guys are what's wrong with YTMND. You guys are, indeed, dumbasses, and lickitwellhiem is right. I and anyone else rational still left on this fucking site will continue to downvote your inane horseshit, so get used to it.<br /><br />-'d away Moon Crew
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?Obi-Wan Escapes with the Waffles |
Famery-Gai |
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63,308 |
2012-01-20 |
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lol wut.<br /><br />I haven't commented in years but this is more like what I loved back in the days of old YTMND yore.
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?VICTORY!!! I have played the Genji 2 demo and def... |
woman |
(3.13) |
1,648 |
2012-06-27 |
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I love that you can 1 sites before they finish loading. Clearly the best feature on ytmnd.
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?I LOVE YTMND (VOTE) 5 |
jimmm |
(3.86) |
2,854 |
2012-06-14 |
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I LOVE YTMND I COME HERE EVERYDAY
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?Tommy Wiseau Endorsement |
jimmm |
(4.33) |
7,894 |
2012-06-07 |
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Here's me getting Tommy Wiseau to say "You're the man now, dog!":<br /><br />http://yourethetommywiseaunowdog.ytmnd.com/<br /><br />You'd figure YTMND would love this endorsement, but no. <br /><br />They didn't.<br /><br />Regardless, this site made me laugh. I didn't expecting the ending. Well done as always, jimmm.
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?(nsfw) Moon man dumps you into toxic waste and f... |
ShoppingKKKart |
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1,834 |
2012-06-04 |
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I LOVE YTMND. I COME HERE EVERYDAY.
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?(nsfw) Moon man drops a banana peel on the grou... |
farkle |
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1,819 |
2012-05-18 |
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I LOVE YTMND<br /><br />I COME HERE EVERYDAY
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I love the nostalgia, but I had to knock off two stars for lack of creativity (says the guy responsible for such terrible sites as this: http://horatiokane.ytmnd.com/)
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I LOVE YTMND<br />I COME HERE EVERY DAY
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Her Majesty |
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Darth, what you're saying is true to an extent. Ultimately people will have different tastes and preferences for what kind of ytmnds they enjoy. That's the way it should be. I think noise sites can exist alongside fad sites. I think users should make sites that they enjoy and let the community fairly decide what they think. I love GODDAMNROBOT sites, and I make them from time to time because I like that fad and want to add to it. But I don't care if the ratings are low or the greater ytmnd community doesn't particularly care for that fad. <br /><br />The problem is that some users decide that they can gang up and mass-downvote other people's sites to push them off of the front page. Or they'll mass-upvote sites onto it. Or they'll flood the Recently Created section with spam, choking out other users' contributions. They are not letting the community decide. They've taken site moderation into their own hands, and they make sure that only the kinds of sites they like are represented on the front page. <br /><br />I don't require that every site ever made conforms to my particular taste. I agree: let people make whatever sites they want to make. That's what I do, and what everyone should do. That's why I think the best moderators would ideally have broad tastes in different ytmnd styles (i.e., not be biased against noise sites, DEWs, faggy art sites). But the users that engage in vote abuse and alt abuse aren't playing by the rules.
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5. Make it easier for these new accounts to SHARE YTMNDS WITH THE REST OF THE INTERNET. Post to Twitter, Facebook, reddit, whatever. Create something that monitors the value these users add to your site: how much traffic they're pulling in with their recommendations, how much hustle they put into promoting OTHER PEOPLE'S work. Let that good work be part of the "fast-track" algorithm to voting privileges.<br /><br />I honestly don't think this can be all self-regulated; I think YTMND needs to get some good moderators. max, you obviously don't have the time to make YTMND your top development priority, so I think the best move here is to set up some new moderators that can be trusted to be fair and impartial.<br /><br />This is not about narrowing the range of "acceptable sites" or saying that faggy art films are better than no-effort sites. I love all kinds of sites: noise sites, art sites, faggy short films, DEWs, fads, fad comps, classic sites - the style doesn't matter. What matters is intent. It's obvious when someone's intent is just to piss off another user, troll the community, or just generally act like a tit. I humbly submit that it wouldn't be too hard get a few guys to volunteer to delete some accounts for you.<br /><br />Trolls and thoughtful discussion below, please.
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?max & ytmnd |
YourTheCoconutMan |
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8,010 |
2012-04-28 |
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I LOVE YTMND, I COME HERE EVERYDAY!
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